Welcome, Brothers and Sisters. Let us, for a moment, give praises for the fact that we are still safely here and that, in His infinite mercy, He decided not to destroy us like the filthy sinners that we are.
Let me explain.
It all started a few weeks ago when, in my mailbox, I received tidings of a terrible reckoning to come. In His wisdom, He obviously chose to warn the sinful city of Cape Town, because you have to be quite familiar with the size of the mountain to really get scared by this. Click on it, and behold His Awesome Power.
For He is Killer Jebuz, the Christzilla, the only anointed Son of Godzilla (obviously!), who, in His might, wipes entire suburbs from the face of the mountain with the backs of His hands.
He is Alive! He is coming for you in 2008, and unless you repent, he will send you to the Bellville Civic Centre.
His crown of thorns is made out of wrecked space-elevators, and His shadowy eyes burn with the darkness of our souls. I don’t mind telling you, it scares the Bejesus out of me.
Go with Christzilla. Amen.
