A few months ago, the mail pixies delivered to me an advertisement for a miraculous product. A veritable panacea for all 21st century ills, it can help you with anything.
The product becomes even more amazing when you read the other side of the leaflet.
Amazing! However, nowhere does it actually tell you what this product is. Even if you visit the Web site you won’t be any the wiser. All you with find is some very suspicious before and after photos and a form so that you can provide your contact details.
That raises a huge red flag for me. You see, Big Pharma has built a billion dollar industry on the principle of developing cures of maladies, and then telling you all about them through advertising. Karl tells you nothing. If all of these claims of nutritional miracles were replaced by claims of night-time performance improvements, with no other details of the nature of the proffered product, would you even consider calling Karl? No? Well, I hope you wouldn’t consider calling Karl at all until gave you at least a hint of the medical foundation of his wares.
Until then, here is some advice for free: If you are fat, eat less fried chicken. If you are thin, eat more fried chicken. If you are happy with what you weigh, drive through and keep doing whatever you are doing. Uncomfortable? Well, get a better chair.
What about a chair made out of fried chicken?